Toddler How-to

posted by harlie in day-to-day, family, fun

Here, Lil’Man demonstrates the proper care and watering of one’s parents.

Step 1. Approach the parent slowly. They startle easily and will back away if you run up to them. If they are particularly skittish, consider making soothing, babbling sounds.

Step 2. Aim hose at the base and water until they are soaked. If they move away before you are done, repeat step 1.

If you are feeling particularly confident, you may try the more advanced technique of aiming directly at the head or torso. When successful, this generally has a more satisfying result; however, when applied unsuccessfully, it can lead to scolding and, possibly, having the hose requisitioned. Use this technique at your own risk.

Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend!

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